- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

The Labour Party.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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