Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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