Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Good job, son.

richard is fag

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

whats funnier than 24? 25

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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