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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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