What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Asian women drivers...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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