A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Asian women drivers...

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Fine, ladies first.

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