Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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