- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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