How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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