What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's one plus one? two.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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whats black and large -me

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PENIS

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