guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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