- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Good job, son.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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