- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Good job, son.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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