- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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