- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's brown and sticky? A stick

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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