- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

black people

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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