- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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