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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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