What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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