Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Wolfjob.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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