- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Of course, first door on your left

Knock Knock Who did that?

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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