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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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