- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Anyone can post anything.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's big and purple? Barney

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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