- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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