- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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