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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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