- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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