- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

whats black and strange a paki

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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