- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*