- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Knock Knock Who did that?

Of course, first door on your left

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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