- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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