- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

sky's sty

Why can't jokes spit?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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