- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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