- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

I? Everett

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

whats brown and booky a book.

Irish sobriety

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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