- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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