- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

hi michael

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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