Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

ure mama's so fat

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I need to start studying.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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