- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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