There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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