- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Who invented apple? God

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Women's rights

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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