knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A fat guy!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

the WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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