A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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