What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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