- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

SHUT UP JP

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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