- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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