What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

mental kid

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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