- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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