What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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