- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Penis

whats black? the colour

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's red, blue & green all over?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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