What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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when debbie meets downer

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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