- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A black man has a job.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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