what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Women's Soccer.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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