Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Guess what What

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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