Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A storm be brewin!

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Women's rights.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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