- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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