- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

womens rights

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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