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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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