- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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