What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Take part of what?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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