- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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