What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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This isn't funny.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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