- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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