- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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