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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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