- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Your face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

tea with milk?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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