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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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