Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Maths.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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