What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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LOL

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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the redsox

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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