How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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