how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

the redsox

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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