i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

You were born.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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