What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why do mexicans get made fun of

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

hashtags suck balls

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

It says so on your cap.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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